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STOP PRESS! The big clean up started in earnest in Plumpton on Sunday morning, following scenes of unprecedented debauchery at the Fountain on Saturday night.  The Saucy Flapdragons once again demonstrated an absolute disregard for property or common decencys, which combined with a storm of biblical intensity, made locals fear for their safety during a somewhat raucous first gig of the new year.

The Fountain was as rammed as a Japanese Bullet Train during rush hour and help was enlisted from door staff using Gentlemen's Persuaders to prevent a stampede of fleeing humanity as Mark tried to sing.  Having recently also played at Simon Candy's 50th birthday commiserations, it is believe that Plumpton has recently been granted UNICEF war zone status and its residents are now universally recognised as valid asylum seekers.  

Relative newcomers Geoff Peckham and Simon Anckorn have fitted right in with the lowest common denominators of depravity and craven attention seeking displayed by the others. On Saturday the band was joined on stage at various by special guests David Rolph, Kirsty Durkan, Jo Buckfield and also Rt Hon Norman Baker, desperately plugging his new album and plumbing new depths in the process as he tried to drag the band up from the gutter.

Even the Flapdragons were halted in their tracks this week with the devastating loss of David Bowie, who provided much of the soundtrack to our formative years.  Planet Earth is Blue.



Sat 9 January: The Fountain, Plumpton - all welcome

Sat 13 February: Wedding, Sharpthorne (private function)
Sat 26 March: KGV Mega-reunion, Hong Kong


A six piece party band who make any function go with a bang. The Saucy Flapdragons are officially the most fun you can have with your clothes on according to the latest OECD economic outlook report.

You can get an idea of the style and sound of the band by clicking on the four links at the top of the page- so turn up your speakers and enjoy.

Available for all kinds of party, corporate functions, weddings, birthdays and just the sheer hell of it, the band has collected a range of fans, who wanted to tell the world exactly what they thought of the band. We are still the only band to have literally played a piss up in a brewery when we desecrated the historic Harveys facility in Lewes.

So if you need that je ne sais pas to give your party joie de vie, ooh la la and va va voom, then get out the garlic, open the absinthe and call in The Saucy Flapdragons Neither you nor your guests will ever be the same again.

The name?  Shakespeare of course...